1 00:00:09,896 --> 00:00:11,241 Ah. Hey. 2 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:12,689 Got your message. 3 00:00:12,793 --> 00:00:14,137 Yeah. 4 00:00:14,241 --> 00:00:16,379 So what did you decide? 5 00:00:16,482 --> 00:00:19,275 Well, I want us to stay married. 6 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,586 -Well... -Mm. 7 00:00:23,586 --> 00:00:24,862 [exhales] That's a relief. 8 00:00:24,965 --> 00:00:26,310 [chuckles] 9 00:00:26,413 --> 00:00:28,241 -You had me worried for a minute there. -Mm. 10 00:00:28,344 --> 00:00:31,206 I honestly didn't know which way you were leaning. 11 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:37,793 Well, makes two of us. 12 00:00:37,896 --> 00:00:39,793 -Oh? -Yeah. 13 00:00:39,896 --> 00:00:42,413 I stopped by the hospital earlier. 14 00:00:42,517 --> 00:00:44,586 I figured I would talk it through with Uncle Ted, 15 00:00:44,689 --> 00:00:47,896 since he's been married long enough to give some sage advice 16 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,000 about how to navigate this complicated union. 17 00:00:51,103 --> 00:00:53,137 And what pearls of wisdom 18 00:00:53,241 --> 00:00:56,413 did my soon-to-be ex-brother-in-law offer? 19 00:00:56,517 --> 00:00:57,724 I didn't get to ask him. 20 00:00:57,827 --> 00:01:00,103 Ended up bumping into Ashley instead. 21 00:01:00,206 --> 00:01:02,206 -Oh. -Yeah. 22 00:01:02,310 --> 00:01:04,586 She still basking in her do-gooder glow? 23 00:01:04,688 --> 00:01:06,793 -Dani. -Fine. 24 00:01:06,896 --> 00:01:08,620 This is me backing off. 25 00:01:08,724 --> 00:01:11,517 Ashley is engaged to Derek, and she's... 26 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:12,655 happy. 27 00:01:12,758 --> 00:01:15,034 I don't know. Watching them today, 28 00:01:15,137 --> 00:01:16,689 something clicked. 29 00:01:16,793 --> 00:01:19,413 Whatever door existed between Ashley and me is closed now. 30 00:01:19,517 --> 00:01:22,000 But this marriage that we have... 31 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,724 ...it's an open window full of possibilities. 32 00:01:25,827 --> 00:01:27,896 I appreciate you for giving me an out, 33 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,896 but I don't want or need it. 34 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,655 Unless... 35 00:01:32,655 --> 00:01:34,137 Unless you do. 36 00:01:34,241 --> 00:01:37,068 [chuckles softly] You think I want to be free? 37 00:01:37,172 --> 00:01:39,413 To go back to Bill? Maybe. 38 00:01:42,137 --> 00:01:44,068 [knocking] 39 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,517 Come in. 40 00:01:46,517 --> 00:01:47,965 Caroline, what are you-- 41 00:01:48,068 --> 00:01:49,723 I thought everybody was gone for the night. 42 00:01:49,827 --> 00:01:51,310 Even the cleaning crew called it a night. 43 00:01:51,413 --> 00:01:54,310 [sighs] Trust me, I'd rather be home with a glass of pinot 44 00:01:54,413 --> 00:01:56,482 and my sad excuse for a social life. 45 00:01:56,586 --> 00:01:59,655 But the Michaelson depositions won't review themselves 46 00:01:59,758 --> 00:02:03,241 before that ungodly 7:00 a.m. conference call. 47 00:02:03,344 --> 00:02:06,034 I took the liberty of making some notes in the margins. 48 00:02:06,137 --> 00:02:07,517 -Didn't have to do that. -Yeah, well, 49 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:09,103 I needed the distraction. 50 00:02:09,205 --> 00:02:11,448 Speaking of, I, uh... 51 00:02:11,551 --> 00:02:13,931 happened to see Dani leaving a little bit ago. 52 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:16,068 Now, okay, look, it's nothing scandalous 53 00:02:16,172 --> 00:02:17,724 for the office rumor mill, okay? 54 00:02:17,827 --> 00:02:20,275 My ex just took it upon herself 55 00:02:20,379 --> 00:02:22,344 to offer birthday wishes. That's all. 56 00:02:22,448 --> 00:02:24,448 -She never stops, does she? -Mm. 57 00:02:25,448 --> 00:02:26,896 But your birthday's tomorrow. 58 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:30,586 Oh. 59 00:02:30,689 --> 00:02:33,862 -Obviously, I don't need to explain Dani to you. -Okay. 60 00:02:33,965 --> 00:02:36,482 Mm, you know she operates on her own timeline. 61 00:02:36,586 --> 00:02:38,137 Always has to be first and center. 62 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,517 [chuckles] Like when she had 63 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:42,896 "Hamilton Wins Again" champagne flutes custom-made 64 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,448 -for the Zissman settlement... -[chuckles] 65 00:02:44,551 --> 00:02:47,310 -...before you'd even made your opening offer. -Right. 66 00:02:47,413 --> 00:02:51,067 [chuckles] And the commemorative chocolates with my face on them. 67 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:53,586 She even sent some over to the Zissman rep. 68 00:02:53,689 --> 00:02:55,448 You know, McMillan called me that night to let me know 69 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:56,896 that they were ready to settle, 70 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,379 and he said he'd never seen anyone 71 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:01,620 with such staggering confidence. [scoffs] 72 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:03,310 That's Dani for you. 73 00:03:03,413 --> 00:03:04,517 She brought you a gift? 74 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:05,862 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 75 00:03:05,965 --> 00:03:07,344 Bought it last year, 76 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:08,793 before we split. 77 00:03:08,896 --> 00:03:10,724 Claims that she found it 78 00:03:10,827 --> 00:03:13,206 while she was making room for her new husband. 79 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:15,931 I know it's not my place 80 00:03:16,034 --> 00:03:18,793 to comment on your personal affairs... 81 00:03:18,896 --> 00:03:21,103 Well, since when has that stopped you? 82 00:03:22,137 --> 00:03:23,689 Just say it, Caroline. 83 00:03:23,793 --> 00:03:25,103 Okay. 84 00:03:26,517 --> 00:03:29,689 I can't imagine Hayley's gonna be too happy about this. 85 00:03:30,655 --> 00:03:31,862 We alone? 86 00:03:31,965 --> 00:03:33,379 Cameras are off. 87 00:03:33,482 --> 00:03:34,930 But didn't I tell you I'd take care of that when you texted? 88 00:03:35,034 --> 00:03:36,551 Don't get smart with me, Randy. 89 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:37,724 Not in the mood. 90 00:03:37,827 --> 00:03:38,724 [sighs] 91 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,034 What's going on? 92 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,000 Bill thinks he can play me 93 00:03:42,103 --> 00:03:44,448 after everything I've laid down? 94 00:03:44,551 --> 00:03:46,862 No. I can't let that ride. 95 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:48,862 It's time to lock in, cuzzo. 96 00:03:48,965 --> 00:03:50,620 You know I got you, all right? 97 00:03:50,724 --> 00:03:51,827 What's the move? 98 00:03:51,930 --> 00:03:53,586 We take his legs from under him-- 99 00:03:53,689 --> 00:03:55,930 clean, fast, done. 100 00:03:57,275 --> 00:03:58,482 Okay, so what happened? 101 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,655 Pretty-boy lawyer finally wise up? 102 00:04:00,758 --> 00:04:04,206 Please. Bill's still eating out of my hands. 103 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:08,448 That arrogant bastard think he got himself a-a trophy. 104 00:04:08,551 --> 00:04:11,000 Like I should be grateful that this fool with more money 105 00:04:11,103 --> 00:04:13,586 than sense decide to keep me. 106 00:04:13,689 --> 00:04:17,034 Thing is, I'm the one onto him. 107 00:04:17,137 --> 00:04:18,379 What the hell does that mean? 108 00:04:18,481 --> 00:04:21,172 I caught him with his lips all over Dani. 109 00:04:21,274 --> 00:04:23,034 So you pressed 'cause you 110 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:24,758 -caught Bill kissing his ex? -You know 111 00:04:24,862 --> 00:04:26,896 damn well I ain't never loved that man. 112 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,517 This whole marriage has been a hustle since day one. 113 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:31,241 Okay, so what's your issue? 114 00:04:31,344 --> 00:04:34,965 His uppity ex-wife is trying to weasel her way back in, 115 00:04:35,068 --> 00:04:36,379 but I'll be damned if I let her. 116 00:04:36,482 --> 00:04:37,896 Not when we're this close 117 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,103 to taking Bill for everything he's got. 118 00:04:41,137 --> 00:04:43,724 ♪ ♪ 119 00:05:12,172 --> 00:05:13,965 -Hi, Mom. -Kat. 120 00:05:14,068 --> 00:05:16,482 What are you doing here? I was just about to head home. 121 00:05:16,586 --> 00:05:18,310 I have a surprise for you. 122 00:05:18,413 --> 00:05:21,689 The first of the ChelseaKat spring preview. 123 00:05:21,793 --> 00:05:22,965 And right now... 124 00:05:23,068 --> 00:05:24,896 [singsongy]: it's one of a kind. 125 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,827 It is even more beautiful 126 00:05:26,931 --> 00:05:28,620 -than the design photos. -[chuckles softly] 127 00:05:28,724 --> 00:05:30,724 But, honey, this could have waited until later. 128 00:05:30,827 --> 00:05:32,068 Okay, fine. 129 00:05:32,172 --> 00:05:37,000 I may have something I want to tell you in person, 130 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:39,758 uh, so you couldn't leave me on read. 131 00:05:39,862 --> 00:05:41,655 What is it? 132 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,206 Tomas and I are back together. 133 00:05:45,241 --> 00:05:47,206 I see. Last time we talked, 134 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:49,724 you were furious with him about what happened with Eva. 135 00:05:49,827 --> 00:05:52,689 [groans] "Furious" doesn't even begin to describe it. 136 00:05:52,793 --> 00:05:55,862 I wanted to burn that man's suit collection 137 00:05:55,965 --> 00:05:57,482 and mail him the ashes. 138 00:05:57,586 --> 00:05:59,689 So what changed? 139 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:03,413 I realized love doesn't come with a satisfaction guarantee. 140 00:06:03,517 --> 00:06:05,586 It's messy and complicated. 141 00:06:05,689 --> 00:06:07,206 And, yeah, Tomas screwed up, 142 00:06:07,310 --> 00:06:09,862 but you're always saying I should give people a chance. 143 00:06:09,965 --> 00:06:12,758 That was back when I was referring to Eva. 144 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:15,448 Who I still think is the absolute worst. 145 00:06:15,551 --> 00:06:17,448 I mean, nobody even asked her to be born. 146 00:06:17,551 --> 00:06:20,896 -Kat. -And she's out here trying to steal 147 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,586 anything that's not nailed down, 148 00:06:22,689 --> 00:06:24,793 including other people's men. 149 00:06:24,896 --> 00:06:29,344 But what Tomas and I have is real, 150 00:06:29,448 --> 00:06:31,068 and I didn't want to toss it 151 00:06:31,172 --> 00:06:34,000 just because we hit a rocky road. 152 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:36,931 Well, it seems like you have your mind made up, 153 00:06:37,034 --> 00:06:40,586 so I will reserve my judgment and just say... 154 00:06:40,689 --> 00:06:42,103 I am happy for you. 155 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,965 -See? That wasn't that hard. -[chuckles] 156 00:06:46,068 --> 00:06:49,344 Now, when are you gonna come to that same conclusion 157 00:06:49,448 --> 00:06:51,379 about you and Dad? 158 00:06:51,482 --> 00:06:53,379 [sighs] 159 00:06:53,482 --> 00:06:54,862 [knocking] 160 00:06:54,965 --> 00:06:56,068 Give me a sec. 161 00:06:56,172 --> 00:06:58,551 Just need to finish up this discharge form. 162 00:07:04,413 --> 00:07:06,758 -Dana? What the hell? -Oh, 163 00:07:06,862 --> 00:07:08,275 I was in the neighborhood. 164 00:07:08,379 --> 00:07:10,896 Thought that my favorite doctor might be hungry 165 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,551 after working so late. 166 00:07:13,655 --> 00:07:17,689 So I figured I'd help satiate your appetite. 167 00:07:17,793 --> 00:07:19,448 No. Don't. Listen, 168 00:07:19,551 --> 00:07:20,827 -you need to get the hell out of here. -Oh. 169 00:07:20,931 --> 00:07:25,379 Today's special is pie. 170 00:07:25,482 --> 00:07:28,275 It's warm, sweet... 171 00:07:29,275 --> 00:07:31,931 ...and it'll melt in your mouth. 172 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Mmm. 173 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:39,517 What is this supposed to be? 174 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:42,241 Wait, you don't recognize it? 175 00:07:42,344 --> 00:07:44,517 It's my old uniform, 176 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:48,655 back from my day job waiting tables at that diner 177 00:07:48,758 --> 00:07:49,862 when we... 178 00:07:49,965 --> 00:07:51,413 -got together. -Okay, 179 00:07:51,517 --> 00:07:53,413 that was decades ago. 180 00:07:53,517 --> 00:07:55,862 And it still fits me, yes? 181 00:07:55,965 --> 00:07:58,586 I mean, uh, no alterations needed. 182 00:07:58,689 --> 00:08:00,000 Hmm? 183 00:08:00,103 --> 00:08:01,620 Want to touch? 184 00:08:01,724 --> 00:08:05,344 It's a little premature for Halloween. 185 00:08:05,448 --> 00:08:09,275 Yet this little devil does not like to wait. 186 00:08:10,275 --> 00:08:11,344 Plus... 187 00:08:12,379 --> 00:08:15,862 ...I saw you cozying up to that little human dumpster fire 188 00:08:15,965 --> 00:08:17,827 at Orphey Gene's this afternoon. 189 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,586 What's her name? Uh, June? 190 00:08:19,689 --> 00:08:21,931 Yeah, I wasn't cozying up to anyone. 191 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:24,241 June is an acquaintance. 192 00:08:26,068 --> 00:08:28,896 Well, if your libido 193 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,379 is experiencing some kind of, uh, 194 00:08:31,482 --> 00:08:34,413 waitress-specific renaissance... 195 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:38,172 you know, why settle for generic bargain basement 196 00:08:38,275 --> 00:08:40,965 when you can have... 197 00:08:41,068 --> 00:08:43,000 vintage? 198 00:08:43,102 --> 00:08:45,586 So tell me, Doctor, 199 00:08:45,689 --> 00:08:49,413 what pleasure can I offer you today? 200 00:08:52,068 --> 00:08:54,482 Your situation with Tomas and mine with your father 201 00:08:54,586 --> 00:08:57,862 are operating in entirely different universes. 202 00:08:57,965 --> 00:08:59,517 That's my entire point. 203 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:01,655 Tomas cheating was recent. 204 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:04,241 Dad's affair happened back when people still thought 205 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:07,000 low-rise jeans were an acceptable fashion choice. 206 00:09:07,103 --> 00:09:09,275 It's ancient history. 207 00:09:09,379 --> 00:09:11,448 Even if you just found out about it recently. 208 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,689 You aren't comprehending the scope of what you're saying. 209 00:09:14,793 --> 00:09:17,344 Dad has been doing the absolute most 210 00:09:17,448 --> 00:09:20,517 trying to make amends since you found out. 211 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:22,551 Yeah, he's doing a lot, all right. 212 00:09:22,655 --> 00:09:25,206 He's chasing redemption like his life depends on it. 213 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:28,103 Because to him, it does. 214 00:09:28,206 --> 00:09:31,896 Mom... [scoffs] can't you just lighten up a little? 215 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,241 Give Dad another chance. 216 00:09:36,103 --> 00:09:37,068 Thank you. 217 00:09:38,206 --> 00:09:41,310 Bill married someone and moved on with his life. 218 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:45,034 And in case your photographer's eyes somehow missed it... 219 00:09:45,137 --> 00:09:46,241 Mm. 220 00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:48,000 ...I married you. 221 00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:50,655 This cigar band isn't just for decoration. 222 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,965 I know. I know. I just had to ask. 223 00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:55,896 What's got you suddenly questioning my commitment? 224 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,275 Hayley was here earlier. 225 00:09:58,379 --> 00:10:00,724 -Ah. Now we're getting to it. -Mm. 226 00:10:00,827 --> 00:10:02,931 What did Mrs. Shamilton have to say? 227 00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:06,103 Well, that you are not as over Bill as you claim. 228 00:10:07,172 --> 00:10:09,000 That you're constantly stopping by his office 229 00:10:09,103 --> 00:10:12,034 to make excuses to stay in his orbit or something like that. 230 00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:14,344 Let's not forget who came barging into my home 231 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:15,448 the other night, 232 00:10:15,551 --> 00:10:17,172 practically foaming at the mouth, 233 00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:19,344 looking for Bill like some crazed bloodhound. 234 00:10:19,448 --> 00:10:20,448 I know. 235 00:10:20,551 --> 00:10:21,758 And I said as much. 236 00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:24,689 The projection is pathetic. 237 00:10:24,793 --> 00:10:27,068 Hayley just can't be happy for anyone else 238 00:10:27,172 --> 00:10:29,586 when her own marriage is built on quicksand. 239 00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:31,206 Okay, hey, I'm not stressed about Haley. 240 00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:32,758 And neither should you be. 241 00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:34,896 But I do have a question. 242 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,586 What is it? 243 00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:38,482 I've been here for over an hour, 244 00:10:38,586 --> 00:10:41,310 and you texted me that you had something to take care of. 245 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:45,793 I'm curious. Did that have anything to do with him? 246 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,758 Yeah, you're right. 247 00:10:48,862 --> 00:10:50,758 Hayley probably wouldn't throw a parade if she found out 248 00:10:50,862 --> 00:10:53,379 Dani stopped by with a birthday present. 249 00:10:54,413 --> 00:10:55,655 You know, maybe we keep this little visit 250 00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:56,896 between the two of us? 251 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,689 Consider it attorney-assistant privilege. 252 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,620 Your situations always stay confidential with me, Bill. 253 00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:04,241 -You know that. -Mm. 254 00:11:04,344 --> 00:11:06,586 Doesn't mean she won't hear about it. 255 00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:09,793 I've put in way too much time and effort with Bill 256 00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:12,310 to let his crazy ex screw this up now. 257 00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:14,034 I should get a medal. 258 00:11:14,137 --> 00:11:17,103 I've been sleeping next to this man for nearly a year 259 00:11:17,206 --> 00:11:19,620 and haven't broken character once. 260 00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:22,586 Well, you always has been the best in the business. 261 00:11:22,689 --> 00:11:24,551 How many identities have we gone through? 262 00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:25,862 I don't know. 263 00:11:25,965 --> 00:11:28,172 You the one who supplies them. You tell me. 264 00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:31,241 You remember that hedge fund manager in Chicago? 265 00:11:31,344 --> 00:11:32,758 -Dude with all the boats? -Oh. 266 00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:34,379 Don't remind me. 267 00:11:34,482 --> 00:11:36,379 Three months of playing tennis with his mom 268 00:11:36,482 --> 00:11:38,655 before he finally decides to ask me out. 269 00:11:38,758 --> 00:11:42,586 The word is he is driving for DoorDash now. 270 00:11:42,689 --> 00:11:45,275 [chuckles] Poor bastard never knew what hit him. 271 00:11:45,379 --> 00:11:47,655 Okay, I was sloppy back then, 272 00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:50,448 but I've perfected my approach since. 273 00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:53,551 Research everything about them and everyone they're close to. 274 00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:56,310 Present myself as the perfect mate, 275 00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:57,862 fully formed. 276 00:11:57,965 --> 00:11:59,275 Marry them, 277 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:00,827 drain their accounts. 278 00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:03,206 And then vanish into thin air like smoke. 279 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,275 -Poof. -Mm-hmm. 280 00:12:04,379 --> 00:12:05,551 But I'm starting to think 281 00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:07,620 going after Bill was a mistake. 282 00:12:07,724 --> 00:12:10,310 Yes, it-it gave me a chance to be close to you 283 00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:12,689 and have you help behind the scenes, 284 00:12:12,793 --> 00:12:16,000 but, yeah, I had no idea 285 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:19,068 how insufferable these Fairmont Crest folks would be. 286 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,068 They in everybody's business like it's their job. 287 00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:24,379 We should've went with your boss like I suggested. 288 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:28,206 Joey's wealthy and unattached. 289 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:31,551 And, I mean, you know, he's not that hard on the eyes either. 290 00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:33,068 Not to mention deadly. 291 00:12:33,172 --> 00:12:36,655 I've seen the man make people disappear for far less 292 00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:38,034 than what you'd be doing to him. 293 00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:40,448 No. Bill was the right move. 294 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,724 Filthy rich attorney, can't stand his wife-- 295 00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:44,310 classic mark. 296 00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:45,896 Mm. Well, unfortunately, 297 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,862 he's not still turned off to her anymore. 298 00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:52,344 When I first cozied up to Bill's daughter at the gym, 299 00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:55,172 I figured her runway relic of a mother 300 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,655 would have good sense and exit stage left. 301 00:12:57,758 --> 00:13:00,103 Turns out Dani's a cockroach-- 302 00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:04,931 impossible to kill and always shows up where she's not wanted. 303 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,551 She's been angling to get Bill back, 304 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:07,827 and he's falling for it. 305 00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:11,620 That's why weneed to land this plane fast, 306 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,862 before Bill decides it's Dani he wants. 307 00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:16,103 I worked hard for his money, 308 00:13:16,206 --> 00:13:18,689 and I'll be damned if I'm not finna get paid. 309 00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:25,068 Bill is just another rich man with a wandering eye. 310 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,655 We have been pulling this same con for years. 311 00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:30,344 He's not devoted like the others. 312 00:13:30,448 --> 00:13:32,517 [sighs] One passionate moment with his ex 313 00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,344 could derail everything. 314 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:37,586 Don't start doubting the game now, coz. 315 00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:39,206 We meticulously set things up 316 00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:40,931 so we can have access to Bill's money. 317 00:13:41,034 --> 00:13:43,758 Everything's going according to plan. 318 00:13:43,862 --> 00:13:46,103 Remember how he reacted the first time 319 00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:47,310 he thought you were pregnant? 320 00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:49,551 Bill, I might be pregnant. 321 00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:52,482 He set up that college fund faster than you could blink. 322 00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:54,034 Like I tell my clients, it's never too early 323 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,344 to prepare for the future. 324 00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:58,241 The man's got a soft spot for kids that we expected. 325 00:13:58,344 --> 00:13:59,896 But a college fund for a baby 326 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,448 we're not even sure is on the way? 327 00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:04,551 And when I told him I wasn't pregnant after all... 328 00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:06,965 You had the man so sprung, 329 00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:08,448 he kept the college fund going. 330 00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:11,000 I don't think we should get rid of it. 331 00:14:11,103 --> 00:14:13,655 -Why not? -Just because we're not pregnant now 332 00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:16,448 doesn't mean we won't be in the future. 333 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,827 But I couldn't just leave it at that. 334 00:14:18,931 --> 00:14:21,448 Bill had been bitten by the baby bug, so... 335 00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:23,896 I had to get pregnant again. 336 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,655 And he believed you, again. 337 00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:27,413 You hear that, Baby Hamilton? 338 00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:29,586 He doesn't even have ears yet. 339 00:14:29,689 --> 00:14:31,896 Then I'll shout it to the universe-- 340 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,172 baby, you have made me the happiest man in the world. 341 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,379 I'm gonna be a father. Again. 342 00:14:37,482 --> 00:14:41,206 And he started making those regular deposits like clockwork. 343 00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:43,206 Which was great. 344 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,551 Until Dani whispered her suspicion in his ear 345 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:46,551 that I was faking it. 346 00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:48,896 What I am directly saying, Bill, 347 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,344 is that that baby is a figment 348 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,620 of your desperate wife's imagination. 349 00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:56,482 Which is why you had Dr. Macy in place to corroborate, 350 00:14:56,586 --> 00:14:58,379 make this pregnancy look legit. 351 00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,758 Yeah, then that basic nurse Ashley 352 00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:02,517 couldn't keep her mouth shut to Naomi 353 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,241 about me declining an ultrasound. 354 00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,793 Next thing I know, I had another Hamilton woman 355 00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,000 breathing down my neck. 356 00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:10,344 So, what, you were losing a grip on my dad 357 00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:13,206 so you fake a pregnancy and then fake a miscarriage? Is that it? 358 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,896 No, Naomi, no. 359 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,793 But you managed to put everyone's suspicions to rest 360 00:15:17,896 --> 00:15:19,413 when you had that miscarriage. 361 00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:22,241 -Something is wrong with my baby! -'Cause I knew Dani 362 00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:23,827 would accuse me of faking that, too. 363 00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:25,137 Somebody help me! 364 00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:26,931 So I had to make it believable. 365 00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:28,827 Damn, were you convincing. 366 00:15:28,931 --> 00:15:30,931 Thanks to you, coz. 367 00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:32,517 How's it, uh, feel, 368 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,137 getting a break from being wifey? 369 00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:36,379 Ugh, I swear, Randy. 370 00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:38,103 Another night listening to him drone on 371 00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:42,241 about one of his court cases while I act ever so impressed... 372 00:15:42,344 --> 00:15:43,896 [sighs] I'm about ready to smother him 373 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,379 with his own damn pillow. 374 00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:48,448 Well, we both know the game ain't always glamorous. 375 00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:49,862 Tell me what you need. 376 00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:51,413 A bucket of blood. 377 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:54,068 I need enough to make it look like I lost a baby. 378 00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:56,206 You trying to fake a miscarriage? 379 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,517 Yeah. Right now. 380 00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:58,793 Damn, girl, that's cold. 381 00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:01,206 Now, we pulled some stunts, but this? 382 00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:02,689 Can you help me or not, Randy? 383 00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:04,689 Dang, I'm running out of options. 384 00:16:04,793 --> 00:16:05,931 No question. 385 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,931 You are fam, so I'm-a pull up regardless, 386 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,068 no questions asked. 387 00:16:09,172 --> 00:16:10,517 I knew I could count on you. 388 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,137 And, Randy, this goes without saying-- 389 00:16:13,241 --> 00:16:14,310 You already know. 390 00:16:14,413 --> 00:16:16,103 I'm not like these Fairmont Crest fools. 391 00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:17,517 I know how to keep my mouth shut. 392 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:19,241 I will text you 393 00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,965 the location for the spot. 394 00:16:21,068 --> 00:16:23,793 You came through so quick on that blood drop. 395 00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:25,310 Blew me away. 396 00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:29,206 You know, being Joey's right hand does come with perks. 397 00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:31,000 Eh, even though we were on the outs, 398 00:16:31,103 --> 00:16:33,413 I still got, uh, some pull. 399 00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:35,413 Mrs. Hayley Hamilton. 400 00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:36,620 As I live and breathe. 401 00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:38,241 Cut it out. We don't have time for games. 402 00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,551 You get it? 403 00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:41,206 From the butcher shop in Anacostia. 404 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:44,137 They make the best roast beef in the DMV. 405 00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:45,931 I swear to God, they must season these things 406 00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:47,793 -with angel tears or something. -I'm here 407 00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:49,275 for blood, not beef. 408 00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:50,448 Where is it? 409 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,793 Ladies' room at Uptown. 410 00:16:51,896 --> 00:16:53,413 -Far stall on the end. -Uptown? 411 00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:55,758 What happened to being discreet? 412 00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:58,000 Well, you said you wanted witnesses. 413 00:16:58,103 --> 00:17:01,827 And guess who I saw on my way out. 414 00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:05,103 -You're kidding me. -Nope. 415 00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:07,619 Miss Dani Dupree and her friend Pamela, 416 00:17:07,723 --> 00:17:10,241 sipping martinis like there was nothing else better to do. 417 00:17:10,344 --> 00:17:12,241 Mm. Perfect. 418 00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:14,068 I can provoke Dani into a confrontation, 419 00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:15,275 get her all worked up, 420 00:17:15,378 --> 00:17:18,689 and then rush to the bathroom in distress. 421 00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:22,172 But what if she insists on taking me to the hospital? 422 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,931 -I could come and offer you a ride. -No. 423 00:17:25,034 --> 00:17:27,550 No. Nobody can know we're connected, Randy. 424 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:30,482 Nobody would. I could be a complete stranger. 425 00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:32,275 You know, Sammy the Good Samaritan 426 00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:34,793 who just happened to be in the right place at the right time. 427 00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:36,551 Sammy? 428 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,241 I got to keep a low profile. 429 00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:39,551 You know, Joey. 430 00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:42,551 Right. Right. Let's go with it. 431 00:17:42,655 --> 00:17:44,724 But, uh, I better hurry. 432 00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:47,310 All this has to be over before Bill gets back. 433 00:17:47,413 --> 00:17:49,551 He's insisting on taking me to the doctor in the morning, 434 00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:51,724 since that nitwit Caroline left a case file 435 00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:53,448 in the middle of the floor and made me trip. 436 00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:56,344 Maybe that's why you had the miscarriage. 437 00:17:56,448 --> 00:17:58,344 Hmm. 438 00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:00,379 Nah. Mm-mm. 439 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:01,827 I'd rather Dani get the blame. 440 00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:03,034 Bitch gonna shoot up my wedding, 441 00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:04,655 think she just gonna walk away clean? 442 00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:05,793 Nah. 443 00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:09,448 All right. Well, it's time 444 00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:11,862 to go give the performance of a lifetime. 445 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,275 Wish me luck. 446 00:18:13,379 --> 00:18:15,103 Hey, they should be worried, 447 00:18:15,206 --> 00:18:16,206 not you. 448 00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:18,896 Mm. 449 00:18:19,862 --> 00:18:21,620 The baby went bye-bye. 450 00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,965 Bill was none the wiser, and... 451 00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:27,896 Dani and Naomi felt guilty as hell for doubting me. 452 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,413 See, coz? 453 00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,344 You got this. 454 00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:32,931 So stop stressing 455 00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:35,137 and worry about what's next. 456 00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:38,586 My disappearing act. 457 00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:46,931 Mom, I don't understand why you're being so hardheaded 458 00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,413 -about this. -Kat, please, 459 00:18:48,517 --> 00:18:50,896 my love life isn't up for discussion. 460 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,068 And you don't know everything that's happened. 461 00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:54,586 I know enough. 462 00:18:54,689 --> 00:18:56,724 I know Dad made a mistake with Leslie. 463 00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:57,931 I know he regrets it. 464 00:18:58,034 --> 00:18:59,724 And I know you both still love each other. 465 00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:02,896 Please tell Chelsea that I love my new bag. 466 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,689 Don't do that. Don't try to change the subject 467 00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:07,413 because things get uncomfortable. 468 00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:09,172 -Kat-- -It's been months. 469 00:19:09,275 --> 00:19:11,862 How long are you going to punish Dad for something 470 00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:13,413 that happened in the past? 471 00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:15,551 Because it's not in the past. 472 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,413 [quietly]: Your dad just slept with Leslie again. 473 00:19:18,517 --> 00:19:20,310 -Wait, what?! -TMI, 474 00:19:20,413 --> 00:19:21,689 I know, but it's true. 475 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:24,931 And I wouldn't be surprised if it's still happening. 476 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,275 ANDRE: You have not answered my question. 477 00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:31,137 -Yes. -Mm. 478 00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:32,551 -[chuckles softly] -I was at Bill's office. 479 00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:36,000 But before you spin it into some salacious narrative, 480 00:19:36,103 --> 00:19:39,275 I was simply dropping off an early birthday present. 481 00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:41,827 So I was here waiting... 482 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,931 [chuckles] to discuss the future of our marriage 483 00:19:44,034 --> 00:19:45,758 and you were across town, 484 00:19:45,862 --> 00:19:47,172 bringing gifts to your ex? 485 00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:49,827 One gift. And it was something that I bought him 486 00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:51,448 -when we were still married. -Mm. 487 00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:53,448 I happened to stumble across it today 488 00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:55,137 while I was clearing out drawer space. 489 00:19:55,241 --> 00:19:58,137 Literally making room for you in my life. 490 00:19:58,241 --> 00:20:00,379 Right. [chuckles softly] You could've just tossed it. 491 00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:02,379 And waste all that precious money? 492 00:20:02,482 --> 00:20:03,517 In this economy? 493 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,517 [laughs] Because you care, right? 494 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,931 [chuckles] You're the woman 495 00:20:07,034 --> 00:20:09,275 who has the exact same pair of designer heels 496 00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:10,655 in three different colors. 497 00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:12,068 Five, actually. 498 00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:14,206 -Okay. -But I take your point. 499 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:16,241 Although I thought you were cool with Bill and me. 500 00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:17,655 Eh, correction-- 501 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:21,551 I was cool with you using me to make Bill jealous. 502 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,379 Because after everything he did to you, 503 00:20:23,482 --> 00:20:24,862 the brother deserved it. 504 00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:27,655 But you bringing him gifts, even old ones, 505 00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:29,965 that's not about you getting under Bill's skin. 506 00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:32,206 That's about him getting under yours. 507 00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:33,724 BILL: Listen, 508 00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:35,965 I'm only gonna say this once. 509 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,931 My client is not taking that deal. 510 00:20:38,034 --> 00:20:39,275 Not now, not ever. 511 00:20:39,379 --> 00:20:40,551 Do you understand? 512 00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:43,310 Well, yeah. 513 00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:44,965 Well, I hope you sleep well. 514 00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:46,448 I know I will. 515 00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:49,482 [sighs] 516 00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:51,586 Uh, sorry about the interruption. Where were we? 517 00:20:51,689 --> 00:20:54,068 I was just reminding you 518 00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:56,172 that Hayley's a very shrewd woman. 519 00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:57,655 [scoffs] You're telling me. 520 00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,965 That woman can find dirt on a priest. 521 00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:01,862 And she's also smart 522 00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:03,689 and genuinely funny 523 00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:05,310 and beautiful. 524 00:21:05,413 --> 00:21:07,827 Are you in love with my wife, Caroline? 525 00:21:07,931 --> 00:21:09,000 No. 526 00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,931 But you are. 527 00:21:11,034 --> 00:21:12,551 I'm just trying to remind you. 528 00:21:12,655 --> 00:21:14,413 That was never in question. 529 00:21:14,517 --> 00:21:17,068 And Hayley is in love with you. 530 00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:20,586 I saw it firsthand the day you two got married. 531 00:21:20,689 --> 00:21:23,551 Until Dani arrived with her gun, 532 00:21:23,655 --> 00:21:26,275 trying once again to make it all about her. 533 00:21:26,379 --> 00:21:27,517 BILL: Yeah. 534 00:21:28,517 --> 00:21:29,793 I see what you're getting at. 535 00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:33,758 So, at the risk of... 536 00:21:33,862 --> 00:21:35,413 irritating you... 537 00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:38,137 ...I feel I have to say this. 538 00:21:39,379 --> 00:21:41,448 Wake up, Bill. 539 00:21:42,517 --> 00:21:45,620 Don't let Dani overshadow your happiness. 540 00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:49,931 And don't let the love of your life slip through your fingers. 541 00:21:51,655 --> 00:21:53,827 RANDY: Now this is a throwback. 542 00:21:53,931 --> 00:21:56,275 We haven't seen Roberta in a while. 543 00:21:56,379 --> 00:21:57,586 Mmm. 544 00:21:57,689 --> 00:21:59,172 -[rolls tongue]: Roberta. -[chuckles] 545 00:21:59,275 --> 00:22:01,482 Now, she was fun. 546 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:03,413 Had blue bloods buying her diamonds 547 00:22:03,517 --> 00:22:05,413 'fore they even knew her last name, 548 00:22:05,517 --> 00:22:07,103 but... [inhales sharply] 549 00:22:07,206 --> 00:22:08,448 I don't know. 550 00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:10,482 Okay, this ID is still clean. 551 00:22:10,586 --> 00:22:11,689 Why the hesitation? 552 00:22:11,793 --> 00:22:14,724 Tomorrow's Bill's birthday, and... 553 00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:17,068 that man deserves something special. 554 00:22:17,172 --> 00:22:19,275 Wait, wait, wait. What's this? 555 00:22:20,275 --> 00:22:22,758 Don't tell me you've caught feelings for this mark. 556 00:22:23,758 --> 00:22:25,862 Boy, don't play me like I'm some amateur. 557 00:22:25,965 --> 00:22:29,206 [scoffs] My only commitment is to the payout. 558 00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:30,586 But you've been looking real comfortable 559 00:22:30,689 --> 00:22:32,103 as Mrs. Bill Hamilton. 560 00:22:32,206 --> 00:22:35,034 And you've been playing wifey for longer than usual. 561 00:22:35,137 --> 00:22:39,034 Life with Bill did have his upside. 562 00:22:39,137 --> 00:22:42,793 He's good in bed, that's for one. But... 563 00:22:42,896 --> 00:22:45,034 mind-blowing sex isn't enough of a draw. 564 00:22:45,137 --> 00:22:47,413 Not when I can feel him pulling away. No. 565 00:22:47,517 --> 00:22:50,482 Randy, it's time to up the stakes. 566 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:52,862 So we stick to the usual playbook. 567 00:22:52,965 --> 00:22:55,103 Pack up all that ice Bill has been draping you in. 568 00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:57,103 We drain the college fund 569 00:22:57,206 --> 00:22:58,896 and any other accounts that you have access to. 570 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,068 And then you're on the next plane out of town. 571 00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,896 Bill wakes up the next day wondering 572 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,448 what the hell happened to his pretty little wife. 573 00:23:06,896 --> 00:23:10,034 I have something different in mind this time. 574 00:23:10,137 --> 00:23:11,862 Such as? 575 00:23:11,965 --> 00:23:13,000 Hmm. 576 00:23:13,965 --> 00:23:15,413 Simple. 577 00:23:16,655 --> 00:23:19,310 Bill Hamilton has to die. 578 00:23:25,517 --> 00:23:27,482 I'm sorry, you want to... kill Bill? 579 00:23:27,586 --> 00:23:29,172 What's wrong, coz? 580 00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:30,896 You look shook. 581 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,448 That's not what we do, all right? 582 00:23:32,551 --> 00:23:33,793 We get the money, we bounce. 583 00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:35,965 -Always have. -Not anymore. 584 00:23:36,068 --> 00:23:38,827 Look, this idea has been on my mind for a while. 585 00:23:38,931 --> 00:23:40,827 Ever since Bill had that stroke. 586 00:23:40,931 --> 00:23:43,000 -Okay, so what does that got to do with anything? -Think about it. 587 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:47,448 I thought I could use Bill's medical excuse 588 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,034 as a way to gain more access to his money. 589 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,206 More money than a Black Card? 590 00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:55,206 I learned the hard way that it's not actually unlimited. 591 00:23:55,310 --> 00:24:01,137 So I arranged for Bill to see me cry my little crocodile tears. 592 00:24:01,241 --> 00:24:02,586 Next thing I knew, 593 00:24:02,689 --> 00:24:05,793 he took out a life insurance policy on himself 594 00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:09,724 to the tune of $10 million, 595 00:24:09,827 --> 00:24:13,517 with yours truly as sole beneficiary. 596 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,965 And that's when you got the idea. 597 00:24:16,068 --> 00:24:18,862 Mm-hmm. No more adding to that little college fund bit by bit. 598 00:24:18,965 --> 00:24:21,896 Not when $10 million is mine for the taking. 599 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,965 Talk about stroke of luck. 600 00:24:25,068 --> 00:24:26,448 And for you to collect, 601 00:24:26,551 --> 00:24:28,206 Bill would have to be... 602 00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:30,000 unalived. 603 00:24:30,103 --> 00:24:31,965 Exactly. 604 00:24:32,068 --> 00:24:34,172 Hustling these men is exhausting. 605 00:24:34,275 --> 00:24:37,517 So, your girl is finally going into retirement, 606 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:39,620 which means this is my best 607 00:24:39,724 --> 00:24:42,724 and last grift. 608 00:24:42,827 --> 00:24:44,344 Am I fired? 609 00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:48,413 Have I ever fired someone for telling it to me straight? 610 00:24:48,517 --> 00:24:50,000 Jenkins from accounting. 611 00:24:50,103 --> 00:24:51,655 Marcus in litigation. 612 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:54,310 -The entire PR team after the Westmoreland case. -Hey, 613 00:24:54,413 --> 00:24:56,413 o-okay, okay. Point made. 614 00:24:57,793 --> 00:25:00,103 But I'm not gonna do it this time. 615 00:25:00,206 --> 00:25:02,965 You know, especially when I needed to hear what you said. 616 00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:04,379 Hmm. 617 00:25:04,482 --> 00:25:05,965 You know, Caroline, 618 00:25:06,068 --> 00:25:09,827 I'm a man who's always known exactly what I wanted. 619 00:25:09,931 --> 00:25:11,896 You know? Never second-guessed myself. 620 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,103 Not once. 621 00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:15,758 And the moment I laid eyes on Dani, 622 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,827 I knew I had to have her. 623 00:25:17,931 --> 00:25:19,103 And then... 624 00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,172 ...there was the day Naomi brought her friend from the gym 625 00:25:22,275 --> 00:25:23,965 over to the house. 626 00:25:24,068 --> 00:25:26,344 -You knew you had to have Hayley, too? -No. 627 00:25:26,448 --> 00:25:27,758 No. 628 00:25:27,862 --> 00:25:29,413 But I knew I was in trouble. 629 00:25:31,206 --> 00:25:34,172 I bet Dani rues the day she recommended Hayley 630 00:25:34,275 --> 00:25:36,517 -for that receptionist position. -[chuckles softly] 631 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,137 Well, do you blame her? 632 00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:40,517 You know... 633 00:25:43,034 --> 00:25:45,551 You know, once Hayley and I got together, 634 00:25:45,655 --> 00:25:47,103 I just thought, "That's it." 635 00:25:47,206 --> 00:25:48,482 You know? 636 00:25:48,586 --> 00:25:50,758 Made my decision, ended my marriage, and... 637 00:25:50,862 --> 00:25:53,620 [sighs] walked away. 638 00:25:53,724 --> 00:25:56,034 From my house, my wife... 639 00:25:57,241 --> 00:25:58,517 ...my kids. 640 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:01,103 You gave up everything to be with her. 641 00:26:01,206 --> 00:26:02,793 But I was at peace with it. 642 00:26:03,758 --> 00:26:05,620 It's the bed I made. 643 00:26:06,827 --> 00:26:08,482 [chuckles softly] 644 00:26:08,586 --> 00:26:09,965 I don't know. It's just... 645 00:26:10,965 --> 00:26:13,310 Hey, lately, Caroline, I-I don't know, 646 00:26:13,413 --> 00:26:14,448 it's just... 647 00:26:14,551 --> 00:26:16,724 I feel like I've lost my edge. 648 00:26:16,827 --> 00:26:18,172 You know? I'm-I'm fighting with Hayley. 649 00:26:18,275 --> 00:26:20,241 I'm jealous of Dani. 650 00:26:20,344 --> 00:26:21,586 [sighs] I mean, 651 00:26:21,689 --> 00:26:23,931 how did I end up sitting on this fence? 652 00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:26,310 I don't know. 653 00:26:28,068 --> 00:26:30,137 But I think it's time you get off it. 654 00:26:30,241 --> 00:26:31,172 Hmm. 655 00:26:31,275 --> 00:26:32,724 You need to decide 656 00:26:32,827 --> 00:26:35,103 who you really want to be with. 657 00:26:35,206 --> 00:26:37,482 Your ex-wife 658 00:26:37,586 --> 00:26:39,551 or your current one. 659 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,379 Do you think Bill is under my skin? 660 00:26:44,482 --> 00:26:45,896 I don't think it, Dani. 661 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,068 Come on now. 662 00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:49,034 I've been trying to let it go. 663 00:26:49,137 --> 00:26:50,413 You have to believe that. 664 00:26:50,517 --> 00:26:52,206 You've been trying for a while now. 665 00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:55,482 But that man's hold on you hasn't weakened one bit. 666 00:26:55,586 --> 00:26:57,241 I want our marriage to work. 667 00:26:57,344 --> 00:26:59,206 I want to see where this journey goes. 668 00:27:00,241 --> 00:27:01,758 And like I said, I've been... 669 00:27:01,862 --> 00:27:02,862 working on making space 670 00:27:02,965 --> 00:27:04,517 -in my drawer for you. -[chuckles] 671 00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:08,103 Baby, you've made space in your drawers for me a long time ago. 672 00:27:08,206 --> 00:27:09,103 I'm being serious. 673 00:27:09,206 --> 00:27:10,517 And so am I. 674 00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:12,413 I see the effort that you're making. 675 00:27:12,517 --> 00:27:14,206 I do. 676 00:27:14,310 --> 00:27:16,551 But I don't want to just have space in your house 677 00:27:16,655 --> 00:27:18,724 or in your closet. 678 00:27:18,827 --> 00:27:22,000 Dani, the space that I want is in here. 679 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,172 And it's in here. 680 00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:29,310 Wait. Dad actually slept with Leslie? 681 00:27:29,413 --> 00:27:31,068 -Again? -Yes. 682 00:27:31,172 --> 00:27:32,965 Where did this even happen? 683 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:34,689 In his hotel room. 684 00:27:34,793 --> 00:27:37,241 Leslie stole his tie for the express purpose 685 00:27:37,344 --> 00:27:41,000 of letting me onto this fact by asking me to return it. 686 00:27:41,103 --> 00:27:44,068 Such a thoughtful gesture, don't you think? 687 00:27:44,172 --> 00:27:46,517 Well, maybe it was just a lie. 688 00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:48,551 Leslie is messy as hell. 689 00:27:48,655 --> 00:27:50,758 She could have just been making that up 690 00:27:50,862 --> 00:27:53,034 -so you-- -Your dad admitted it. 691 00:27:55,034 --> 00:27:56,620 Mom, I'm... 692 00:27:56,724 --> 00:27:58,275 I'm so sorry. 693 00:27:59,517 --> 00:28:01,000 But... 694 00:28:01,103 --> 00:28:02,689 I should tell you-- 695 00:28:02,793 --> 00:28:05,965 I actually caught Leslie in Dad's hotel room once, 696 00:28:06,068 --> 00:28:08,448 and he said nothing happened. 697 00:28:08,551 --> 00:28:10,482 And I believed him. 698 00:28:10,586 --> 00:28:12,620 [sighs] I was gonna tell you, 699 00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:15,413 but Mona and I thought it would just make you upset. 700 00:28:15,517 --> 00:28:16,896 Mona knew about this? 701 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,310 She was just trying to protect you. 702 00:28:18,413 --> 00:28:20,000 -We both were. -I am 703 00:28:20,103 --> 00:28:22,482 so sick of people trying to protect me 704 00:28:22,586 --> 00:28:24,206 by keeping me in the dark, 705 00:28:24,310 --> 00:28:27,793 as if I'm some fragile thing that can't handle the truth. 706 00:28:27,896 --> 00:28:32,413 That woman is thirstier than a buzzard in the Mojave. 707 00:28:32,517 --> 00:28:35,620 She's had her sights on Dad since he moved into the Bowman. 708 00:28:35,724 --> 00:28:38,310 And now that she's living in Eva's old room, 709 00:28:38,413 --> 00:28:40,896 she's even more unbearable than usual. 710 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,310 I ran into Leslie at the club earlier, 711 00:28:43,413 --> 00:28:45,137 and she was just going on and on 712 00:28:45,241 --> 00:28:46,724 about how it was just a matter of time 713 00:28:46,827 --> 00:28:48,448 that she would end up in your father's bed again. 714 00:28:48,551 --> 00:28:49,655 Hmm. 715 00:28:49,758 --> 00:28:52,344 I'm heading over to his hotel room right now 716 00:28:52,448 --> 00:28:53,896 to give him a piece of my mind. 717 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,241 Don't bother, Kat. 718 00:28:55,344 --> 00:28:56,482 Your father's not at the hotel. 719 00:28:56,586 --> 00:28:57,827 He's in his office. 720 00:28:57,931 --> 00:29:00,103 Oh. Even better. 721 00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:02,655 Don't you remember, Teddy? 722 00:29:02,758 --> 00:29:07,034 Back in the day when we just couldn't keep our hands 723 00:29:07,137 --> 00:29:08,379 off each other. 724 00:29:08,482 --> 00:29:10,275 Dana, this isn't appropriate. 725 00:29:10,379 --> 00:29:11,896 We're in a hospital. 726 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,931 No one has to know. 727 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:17,862 [sighs] 728 00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:19,241 Running away again? 729 00:29:19,344 --> 00:29:20,931 That's your specialty, isn't it? 730 00:29:21,034 --> 00:29:23,758 I am not running away. I'm establishing boundaries. 731 00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:25,482 Something I should have done a long time ago. 732 00:29:27,206 --> 00:29:28,241 [chuckles] 733 00:29:28,344 --> 00:29:29,758 Oh, Teddy. 734 00:29:29,862 --> 00:29:32,551 You never could say no to me. 735 00:29:33,551 --> 00:29:34,931 Don't act like you don't want this. 736 00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:36,448 [grunts] Oh. 737 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:38,965 What the hell? 738 00:29:40,586 --> 00:29:41,620 [sighs] 739 00:29:46,517 --> 00:29:48,206 Kitty Kat. What a surprise. 740 00:29:48,310 --> 00:29:49,724 -Table for one? -[door closes] 741 00:29:49,827 --> 00:29:52,689 What the actual hell is going on here? 742 00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,793 What does it look like? 743 00:29:54,896 --> 00:29:56,827 I'm giving your daddy the daily special. 744 00:29:56,931 --> 00:29:58,862 Dana, that's enough. You need to leave. 745 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:01,172 Of course. [chuckles] 746 00:30:01,275 --> 00:30:06,758 I totally understand that you need to talk to your... 747 00:30:06,862 --> 00:30:09,241 other daughter. 748 00:30:10,965 --> 00:30:12,862 I'll meet you back at the hotel. 749 00:30:13,827 --> 00:30:15,724 Our hotel. [chuckles] 750 00:30:15,827 --> 00:30:18,172 Oh, and, um... [clears throat] 751 00:30:19,172 --> 00:30:23,517 We'll be able to finish our role-playing session in private. 752 00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:25,379 Yeah? Oh. 753 00:30:25,482 --> 00:30:28,517 I'll bring the whipped cream. 754 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:31,206 You already got the chocolate sauce. 755 00:30:31,310 --> 00:30:32,241 [sighs] 756 00:30:32,344 --> 00:30:33,758 [chuckles softly] 757 00:30:34,724 --> 00:30:36,103 Ciao. 758 00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:40,275 [door closes] 759 00:30:40,379 --> 00:30:42,413 Kat, I can explain. 760 00:30:42,517 --> 00:30:43,896 I doubt it. 761 00:30:47,034 --> 00:30:48,724 CAROLINE: You need to decide 762 00:30:48,827 --> 00:30:50,586 who you really want to be with. 763 00:30:51,586 --> 00:30:53,517 Your ex-wife 764 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,103 or your current one. 765 00:30:58,379 --> 00:31:00,413 You never cease to amaze me, coz. 766 00:31:00,517 --> 00:31:02,689 But are you sure you want to do this? 767 00:31:02,793 --> 00:31:06,103 As sure as that fake baby went bye-bye. 768 00:31:06,206 --> 00:31:08,000 All right, well, how you want to do it? 769 00:31:08,103 --> 00:31:10,000 You know I got the hardware. 770 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,517 You mean that same piece you used on that busboy 771 00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:16,068 who attacked Martin Richardson and Vernon Dupree? 772 00:31:16,172 --> 00:31:17,448 Come on now, coz, you know that wasn't my fault. 773 00:31:17,551 --> 00:31:18,689 -The gun was-- -Jammed. 774 00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:19,758 I know. 775 00:31:19,862 --> 00:31:23,034 But we can't risk another botched job. 776 00:31:23,137 --> 00:31:26,068 This has to look like Bill died of natural causes 777 00:31:26,172 --> 00:31:28,103 for the insurance policy to pay out. 778 00:31:28,206 --> 00:31:32,206 And a gunshot to the head is anything but natural. 779 00:31:32,310 --> 00:31:35,137 Okay, so what you thinking? 780 00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:38,793 Well, you're good at procurement. 781 00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:42,172 You got these IDs, the blood from the butcher shop. 782 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,862 Not to mention one hell 783 00:31:43,965 --> 00:31:45,827 -of a roast beef sandwich. -Okay, I'm sure it was tasty. 784 00:31:46,827 --> 00:31:50,172 But I need something tasteless, 785 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:53,827 odorless, slow, and untraceable. 786 00:31:53,931 --> 00:31:55,517 Look, Randy, 787 00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:57,689 we don't want to set off any alarms. 788 00:31:58,724 --> 00:32:00,448 -I'll make it happen. -Perfect. 789 00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:03,862 Well, it's time for me to go make up with my husband 790 00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:05,793 and kiss him goodbye. 791 00:32:05,896 --> 00:32:07,896 Literally. [chuckles softly] 792 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,068 When Bill drops dead, 793 00:32:10,172 --> 00:32:12,482 I need to be above suspicion. 794 00:32:12,586 --> 00:32:14,758 And once he's out of the way... 795 00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:17,310 ...I get my cut. 796 00:32:18,310 --> 00:32:19,724 Of course. 797 00:32:19,827 --> 00:32:23,965 Yeah. Right before I go somewhere out of the country-- 798 00:32:24,068 --> 00:32:27,068 young, rich, happy, and free. 799 00:32:34,206 --> 00:32:35,206 [door closes] 800 00:32:39,586 --> 00:32:42,000 -I'm listening, Dad. -Okay, nothing happened 801 00:32:42,103 --> 00:32:43,310 between Leslie and me just now. 802 00:32:43,413 --> 00:32:45,965 -Only because I walked in. -Not true. 803 00:32:46,068 --> 00:32:49,413 Mom told me you slept with that... 804 00:32:49,517 --> 00:32:51,172 whore again after your separation. 805 00:32:51,275 --> 00:32:52,931 And now I catch you 806 00:32:53,034 --> 00:32:56,551 in what looks like an OnlyFans role-play scene. 807 00:32:56,655 --> 00:32:57,793 I was trying to throw her out. 808 00:32:57,896 --> 00:32:59,344 Wait, 809 00:32:59,448 --> 00:33:00,965 your mother told you? 810 00:33:01,068 --> 00:33:02,655 Yes. 811 00:33:02,758 --> 00:33:06,310 Do you understand the magnitude of what you've done? 812 00:33:06,413 --> 00:33:07,793 -Dad! -I know. 813 00:33:07,896 --> 00:33:09,517 Okay? I know. 814 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:12,103 I thought you wanted to work things out with her. 815 00:33:12,206 --> 00:33:15,448 -I thought you loved Mom. -I do love her. 816 00:33:15,551 --> 00:33:17,000 With everything in me. 817 00:33:17,103 --> 00:33:20,172 Yeah. Well, you've got a funny way of showing it. 818 00:33:21,862 --> 00:33:24,448 I thought we were better than this. 819 00:33:25,448 --> 00:33:28,586 I thought you were better than this. 820 00:33:32,758 --> 00:33:34,241 Going down? 821 00:33:35,241 --> 00:33:36,482 I'll take the next one. 822 00:33:36,586 --> 00:33:38,620 [chuckles] Suit yourself. 823 00:33:38,724 --> 00:33:41,586 I got to get back to the hotel and get some rest. 824 00:33:41,689 --> 00:33:43,620 -Teddy really wore me out. -[elevator dings] 825 00:33:44,586 --> 00:33:46,034 Mmm. 826 00:33:52,931 --> 00:33:54,379 Bill? 827 00:33:54,482 --> 00:33:55,758 Honey, are you home? 828 00:33:57,758 --> 00:34:00,758 Where the hell are you, son of a bitch? 829 00:34:00,862 --> 00:34:02,448 BILL: I'm here, baby. 830 00:34:02,551 --> 00:34:03,965 -Oh! -Hey. 831 00:34:04,068 --> 00:34:05,689 Thank God you're home! 832 00:34:06,655 --> 00:34:08,068 I've been... 833 00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:10,206 desperate to talk to you. 834 00:34:11,206 --> 00:34:13,585 I feel terrible about the fight we had this morning, 835 00:34:13,688 --> 00:34:17,585 and I'm sorry that I keep obsessing about Dani. 836 00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:19,206 And I'm done. 837 00:34:19,310 --> 00:34:20,655 I promise. 838 00:34:20,757 --> 00:34:22,655 Can you forgive me? 839 00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:27,551 I have more than enough room in my heart for you. 840 00:34:28,793 --> 00:34:30,447 And in my home. 841 00:34:30,551 --> 00:34:34,344 [chuckles softly] Again, I appreciate the closet space. 842 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:37,447 Silly. I'm asking you to move in with me. 843 00:34:39,068 --> 00:34:40,931 Wait. Seriously? 844 00:34:41,034 --> 00:34:42,000 Why not? 845 00:34:42,103 --> 00:34:44,379 We are husband and wife after all. 846 00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:45,896 Yeah. 847 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,931 -And I want to prove to you that I mean it... -Mm. 848 00:34:49,034 --> 00:34:52,137 ...when I say I'm serious about putting Bill behind me. 849 00:34:52,241 --> 00:34:53,724 He's the past. 850 00:34:53,827 --> 00:34:57,793 -And I am looking toward the future with my husband. -Mm. 851 00:34:57,896 --> 00:35:00,620 You're moving kind of fast, Mrs. Richardson. 852 00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:01,793 Story of my life. 853 00:35:01,896 --> 00:35:04,413 Okay. Well, I'm open to it. 854 00:35:04,517 --> 00:35:07,310 But I think I'm still gonna keep my condo. 855 00:35:08,344 --> 00:35:09,344 -Okay. -Yeah. 856 00:35:09,448 --> 00:35:10,724 You sure? 857 00:35:10,827 --> 00:35:13,965 Yeah. But I will absolutely be spending the night. 858 00:35:16,379 --> 00:35:17,517 -[grunts] -Lead the way. 859 00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:18,896 Hey. 860 00:35:21,862 --> 00:35:24,413 Yeah, I appreciate those IDs, but, uh... 861 00:35:24,517 --> 00:35:26,551 I have another favor. 862 00:35:26,655 --> 00:35:30,241 I need something tasteless, odorless, 863 00:35:30,344 --> 00:35:32,310 slow, and... 864 00:35:32,413 --> 00:35:34,344 untraceable. 865 00:35:34,448 --> 00:35:36,586 And I don't have all the time in the world. 866 00:35:36,689 --> 00:35:40,586 Someone... near and dear to me is counting on me. 867 00:35:41,586 --> 00:35:44,137 Of course I forgive you, sweetheart. 868 00:35:44,241 --> 00:35:45,931 You know, I was actually... 869 00:35:46,034 --> 00:35:48,275 coming home to tell you something similar. 870 00:35:49,551 --> 00:35:52,103 Caroline gave me a wake-up call tonight. 871 00:35:52,206 --> 00:35:54,310 She reminded me of our wedding day, 872 00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:55,758 how happy we were. 873 00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:57,103 [chuckles softly] 874 00:35:57,206 --> 00:35:59,000 Despite the drama, it... 875 00:35:59,103 --> 00:36:00,655 it was special, wasn't it? 876 00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:02,413 Best decision I ever made. 877 00:36:02,517 --> 00:36:04,793 And when I promised to love and honor 878 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,896 and cherish you for the rest of my life, 879 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,620 I meant every word of it. 880 00:36:08,724 --> 00:36:10,034 Oh. 881 00:36:10,137 --> 00:36:13,172 I meant every word, too, Bill. 882 00:36:13,275 --> 00:36:14,896 [sighs] Mmm. 883 00:36:15,896 --> 00:36:18,689 Till death do us part. 884 00:36:25,724 --> 00:36:27,689 Captioning sponsored by CBS 885 00:36:27,793 --> 00:36:30,482 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org